THOUGHTS EVERY FITCHICK HAS AT THE GYM
1. "I think I'll wear shorts today. Wait.. wait.. Nope. Forgot to shave my legs, leggings it is."
We've all been there, I bring to you 15 thoughts every fit-chick has at the gym.
How many can you relate to?
2. * Lifts up arm *
"NO! I forgot to shave my armpits too! I guess I'm skipping arms.."
3. "Is that guy mirin me?... Is he?... He is! What a creep! Can't a gurl workout?"
* Starts to grunt in bid to freak them out*
4. "Hair down and makeup? pfft! She'll never make any gains... s'all about them gains"
5. "..6..7..B*tch better have my money..12.. wait? How many have I done?"
6. "Is he wearing flip flops? Omg he is wearing flip flops.. Omg his shorts!!! NOOO! Wait... is that his?!"
*Dies*
7. *After 3 sets of squats*
"Is my butt a booty yet?.. Nope.. urrrrggg"
8. *Cardio*
"Maybe if I close my eyes time will go faster.. IT LIESS!!"
9. "Ok time for abs.."
*After set.*
"Do I have a six pack yet? Better do another set. You WILL be mine!!"
10. "Can I lift this? Hmmm.. Yeah I can lift this, I can so lift this! I'm lifting! YEAH! I'm not lifting! I'm not lifting!!! HELP HELP!!"
11. "I hope no one saw that."
12. "Are my arms bigger than his? They are totally bigger than his, I am HUGE!"
13. *Feels Bicep* "Yeahh, so bigger!"
14. *Bigger fitchick appears* "Goals! I wonder if she has instagram?"
15. "WHY DOES NO BODY PUT THE GOD DAMN WEIGHTS BACK IN THIS PLACE!!!"
Stay salty!
Cinnamon Tan
UK Fitness Blog